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Let’s build an arch, shall we?

Inspired by the weather and today’s Daily Prompt.

Pt I: the status quo (aka: is it time to build an arch yet?)

Jack’s been occupying my iPod for about two weeks now. For some reason, his lyrics and his ukulele are the only things that keep my spirits (relatively) high as I constantly keep my head as low as possible, trying to duck out of the rain and into the hood of my rain jacket.

The entire May’s been a huge fraud in terms of the weather. If you ask me, this year’s May wouldn’t even pass for a third-rate April any other year – but of course, no one asks me; in the end, I just have to put up with it and mutter to myself in discontent.

In a crazy attempt to be less cynical and more optimistic in general, I’ve also been trying to adopt Jack’s attitude: The world has its ways to quite us down, the world has its ways, to quiet us down comes the rain, down comes our spirits again; but down comes the strength, to lift us up and then… Sounds good, doesn’t it? Naturally, in theory this is much easier than in practice.

 

Pt II – a very short short story, (kind of) based on real events, I swear! (aka it’s definitely time to build an arch now, jeez …)

Are you gonna dress up? She asked; I think, it’s too cold. I thought about it for a second, imagining myself wedged into a way too tight black dress, freezing my ass off, and my spirits made a loud clattering noise as they hit the floor. I probably won’t, I said.

Not only had winter apparently decided to stop by for a surprise visit in late May, the entire afternoon had been nothing but a blurry drizzle – although a look into the sky did promise a change in weather soon: it looked like the evening might well end in a sudden downpour, followed by thunder and lightning. It was definitely the best time for an outside activity (especially, when it’s not suitable to show up in your hiking gear but to make matters worse, you’re supposed to look nice).

We met at the foot of the bridge; both bundled up in (roughly estimated) fifty layers of clothing, each armed with an additional raincoat and umbrella. We might have looked like the Morton Salt twins – if we’d been more chipper.

when it rains, it pours - damn right, it does, Morton Salt Girl!

when it rains, it pours – damn right, it does, Morton Salt Girl!

We made our way to the rest of the group: they’d already sat down at one of the tables that were set out under a huge gazebo-like tent. We ordered two glasses of beer and two huge entrees (vegetarian, because I am and, thankfully she’s great and doesn’t mind) – might as well treat ourselves, we thought.

Just like most of the restaurants of the area, they brought half the things we ordered sprinkled with diced, fried bacon on top (or a similar extra-vegetarian treat). The beer was good, though, so we ordered a second round, hoping the rain would eventually stop.

It never did, of course.

 

Pt III – some pictures instead of more words (aka I’m gonna shut up about the rain now, promise).

 

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Go (Mid-May).

A song and a poem. That’s really all.

 

 

 

Watch those horses

fathers tell their daughters

spruced in Sunday dresses;

so calm and clean,

their necks bending in red bridles

as they go and go

(and you along with them).

 

Watch those horses

fathers tell their daughters

with their pink-ribboned hair;

sweet and smooth as a newborn.

It smells of popcorn and sweat (it’s Mid-May),

and they go and go and go –

the fair is in town.

 

Watch those horses –

I watch those horses;

Once a year, every year.

Sometimes when it’s spring,

I’ve almost forgotten about them,

but as April turns into May

the smell of popcorn fills the air and

 

I hear wooden hooves (and your voice).

 

Watch those horses –

I watch those horses

as they come and go

(and you along with them):

sweet and smooth as a newborn.

The fair is back in town

(and it doesn’t let me go –

 

go, go).

 

 

Horses, as they go.

Horses, as they go.

Achtung, Liebster!

Achtung, Liebster!

I.

Is it Christmas time yet? That’s not possible, it’s only May – yet: I feel rather festive today; like a Who decorating the Christmas tree, a happy Who-ray on the tip of their tongue! Well, it may not be Christmas but it might as well be because I was just nominated for the Liebster Award, my first blogging award! This calls for another Who-ray!

The Liebster Award is an unofficial award that is passed through the blogging community from blogger to blogger – there is no overseeing authority, no prize money or anything official really; it’s pure blog(ger) love, which is pretty awesome in and of itself.  So thank you very much for nominating me Realiction boy!

I also love how the title of this award is half German (those of you who read my last post can guess why: I’m German as well and most days I’ll happily admit it). I’d say the rough translation of it would be Favorite or Dearest Award – and that’s pretty lovely, right? It may not be what we’re generally famous for, but believe it or not (behind the beer and the weird ch-sounds): we Germans are some lovely folks.

 

II.

Without further ado, though – here are the rules for the Liebster Award:

1.      List 11 random facts about you.

2.      Answer the questions that were asked of you (by the blogger that nominated you).

3.      Nominate 11 other blogs for the Liebster Blog Award and link to their blogs.

4.      Notify the bloggers of their award.

5.      Ask the award winners 11 questions to answer once they accept the award.

III.

11 Random Facts

1.      I have a cactus named Earl. I named it Earl because when I got it, it sort of looked like Earl from the 90ies children’s show “Dinosaurs”: round and chubby. Ever since I got it though, it weirdly changed its appearance and now looks more like a Medusa: it has many heads/arms/legs/whatever. I never renamed it just because I don’t want to own a cactus named Medusa. 

My cactus ... the way it used to be at least.

My cactus … the way it used to be at least.

2.      I don’t own a car. I have a driver’s license and every now and then I’ll drive one for some random reason but I usually get around by bike/bus/on my two feet for two reasons: I can’t afford a car just yet and living in a city, I don’t really need one at the moment. 

3.      I think eating in company makes the food taste better.

4.      I love chocolate, especially when it comes in the shape of a chocolaty chocolate chip cookie. Who doesn’t? That’s what you may think. But seriously: I LOVE CHOCOLATE. 

5.      I will surely judge your taste in music – if you judge mine. If everyone’s being nice and civil, we’re cool and I won’t even snort when you play that freakin’ Rihanna song that annoys the hell out of me. Promise.

6.      I hate when Ingrid boards that plane without Humphrey at the end of Casablanca. And I think Louis is probably way cooler than his uniform makes him look like. 

7.      I love the sea. Actually, I love all kinds of water: lakes, rivers, even ponds – but most of all I love the sea. 

8.      There’s a scar on my right hand from when I burnt myself on our downstairs neighbor’s oven when I was four. 

9.      In my opinion, The Little Mermaid is one of the worst Disney movies ever (a girl that gives up her voice to be with a guy she’s never talked to? Come on. That’s not even subtle, that’s just lame). 

10.  For a while I couldn’t fall asleep between twelve and one because of witching hour (obviously) – I just spent an hour being afraid. 

11.  I collect pig-related things: I have a few stuffed animals, a watering pot, even an ice cream spoon. But I’m not weird or anything.

 

IV.

The Liebster Q & A

 

1. What’s the worst nightmare you’ve had? 

I went through a phase where I constantly dreamt of being murdered. All the dreams of that episode were pretty frightening – the one with the scream killer trying to stab me is probably the winner, though.

2. What time of the day do you prefer to write?

Night time.

3. Ebooks or Paperbacks?

Paperbacks, hands down. Because you can mark sentences, scribble notes in the margins, and they smell really nice.

4. Do you follow the news and current affairs closely?

I try. I just got a couple of news apps for my smart phone – that’s pretty handy.

5. Keyboard or Pen and Paper?

Both.

6. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

I booked a very spur-of-the-moment-flight to London last summer to visit a friend for just two days. I also had a friend do my hair dreadlock style in high school and kept it for a day. Does any of this count?

7. What is one movie you can watch throughout a single day over and over again?

A Day at the Races, a Marx Brother’s classic. And also While You Were Sleeping, just because.

8. When it’s raining, would you run through it or stand and enjoy it?

I would choose the golden middle and walk. Or pull a Fred Astaire and start singing.

9. Do you cook?

I enjoy cooking a lot but I only cook if it’s not just me eating in the end.

10. How many drafts are stuck in creative procrastination on your blog?

I don’t even know. If I start counting now, there’s a good chance I’ll be falling asleep in the process.

11. Has blogging made you a better person somehow?

How do you define “a better person”? It’s made me write more therefore I’m complaining less about not writing enough. I’m sure my environment appreciates that.

 

V.

11 Questions For My Nominees

1.      What’s the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

2.      Why do you write?

3.      What’s your favorite song at the moment?

4.      Poetry or prose?

5.      If you could have coffee with any person, dead or alive, famous or next-door-neighbor, who would you choose and why?

6.      Favorite sports team?

7.      What’s your comfort food?

8.      Job or vocation?

9.      Do you (mostly) write in your native language?

10.  What’s the last movie you’ve seen and did you like it?

11. What inspires you?

 

VI.

My Nominees

1. Linamay – a lovely blog that deserves a lot more attention because it’s serious in a funny way. Or funny in a serious way. Either way, it’s really nice!

2. FairyBearConfessions – the second blog I ever followed on wordpress; and still really wonderful!

3. Penguin Hugging – Photography I really enjoy.

4. A Flock of Crows – Inspiring writing.

5. What If It All Means Something  – some nice poetry & prose; funny too.

6. Prairie Muffin Manifesto – a blog on food and love – basically all the important things in life.

7. Mirror Muses – Musings.

8. Nathanguitars – poetry, typewriter-style.

9. Bullets & Dreams – A seriously funny lady.

10. Reelsoundtrack Blog – music & movies, because they go together like peanut butter and jelly.

11. Kana’s Chronicles – one of my very favorite blogs, that’s all.

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